You laugh now but those devil birds seriously have it in for me or something. EVERY single time one sees me it attacks me for no freaking reason >.< as pretty as they are those things are freaking EVIL!!
Come on I cannot be the only one who has this problem XD
seriously, i'll eat one out of revenge. my papaw had those thing and they tormented me,i even have a small scar above my lip because of them..and the NIGHTMARES!!! AAAHHHHH *has flashback*
My parents and sister drag me to the zoo and I swear they have those stupid things EVERYWHERE and they never fail to jump out and attack me when I least expect it.